Posted by TOP TEN INDICATIONS OF MARCH MADNESS
10. Eric Massa inviting us to ask the 10,000 Navy men he served with whether he is gay.
9. Larry Langford hitting the jackpot 33 times in one day and not remembering it.
8. Ron Sparks being able to make payments on a $500,000 loan with an income of $80,000.
7. Artur Davis voting against health care reform.
6. Bradley Byrne’s commercial where he says that Washington can’t create jobs, but as governor, he implies he’ll get Montgomery to create jobs.
5. Bradley Byrne’s other commercial where he carries a shotgun and then says he’s “for life.”
4. Kay Ivey accusing the Mobile Press-Register of being liberal.
3. Thinking charter schools has a prayer.
2. Troy King as Alabama’s best hope for BINGO.
1. Democrats in the State House introducing legislation to cut taxes, when the state is looking at proration for this year and agonizing budget prospects for next year.
I bet you have some of your own contributions to this list. Send them on.
A DOC’s POLL?
Danny and I have been talking about putting together a survey of the site’s readers. If you have some questions you’d like included, just send them to me by the end of the month. We’ll try to lunch just in time for taxes.
So much to pick from…
Albertville hiring an attorney to address immigration issues
any candidate’s ad featuring a pristine hunting cap
the total shock that some have when the majority uses the rules to advantage
the total shock some have when the party in opposition actually opposes
The increasing number of legislator controlled grant making bodies
Cleburne County wanting to finance roads by increasing court costs
You misspelled Mazza. Its Massa. You forgot to mention the craziness surrounding the wet/dry issue in Hanceville. There were people actually standing in the streets in Hanceville last week with signs that said the church bells would stop ringing if the wet side won last week. It just goes to show the political arena in Alabama is never a dull place.
The campaign season is just getting started so we certainly will get even more craziness before November. Here’s to hoping we uncover video of Troy King backstage at a Kenny Chesney and Ty Herndon concert acting like…..well you know and just maybe we will be blessed with the announcement that Lowell and Charles will wrestle each other for charity, in a loser AND winner leaves town match.
“We’ll try to lunch just in time for taxes.”
If you are like me, I can’t afford lunch at tax time.
Tim James telling us he is a political outsider even though he grew up in the Governor’s Mansion…
“A chicken in every pot! A car in every garage! Votes for women! Tippecanoe and Tyler too!”
The teacher union buying ads condemning the “Washington Crowd” for trying to tell us how to run our schools.
You guys are too good! The Albertville suggestion is a winner. I fixed Eric. Thanks.
teacher union buying ads condemning the “Washington Crowd” for trying to tell us how to run our schools
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“Charter Schools don’t work”
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they actually really do work and if one doesn’t work the state pulls its charter
There’s a new doll – instead of Tickle Me Elmo it’s Tickle Me Massa
And lets not forget the Legislature’s speed in addressing naming of the ASU Acadome and the ongoing controversy.
Congressman Parker Griffith tapped to be a member of a “truth squad.”