Comments on: Oh, Yeah! Christmas Wish List!

by: Danny

Thu, 20 Dec 2007 18:36:56 +0000

Wow… maybe next year we start a new post or category of politically re-written Christmas songs… heh

by: Terry

Wed, 19 Dec 2007 19:46:35 +0000

A Vivian Figures Christmas

“I’m dreaming of a U.S. Senate Christmas,
Not like those ‘Bama ones I know,
Where the offices glisten,
and constituents listen,
yes I want to be in the know

I’m dreaming of a U.S. Senate Christmas,
With every suckerpunch that’s thrown,
Maybe victory will be in sight,
though my Senate Christmas will be 98% white”

by: All my Exes have Rolexes

Wed, 19 Dec 2007 16:59:09 +0000

I heard that Dr. Paul Hubbert was crooning a new version of the Christmas Classic “I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas” . . . .only in Paul’s version, the song is “I Want a Bunch of RINOS for Christmas” . . . .

The catchy song goes something like this:

“I want a bunch of RINOS for Christmas
No real GOP types will do
Don’t want a Scott Beason, No right-wing Harri Anne
I want a bunch of turncoats
Who will vote with you-know-who!”